Ho ho ho, folks! Merry Christmas from wherever you are in the world. While the wrapping paper may be scattered and the turkey coma subsiding, the festive spirit isn’t quite done with us yet. So, before we pack away the lights and put Santa’s cookies on a diet, let’s squeeze in one last hurrah: a 5-at-10 Merry Christmas special!
1. Santa, if you’re still lurking: It’s never too late for a miracle, right? Here are some final whispers in your ear:
- For that friend: The book they mentioned in passing but never bought. Bonus points if the author signs it!
- For that family member: A DNA test for a surprise family history revelation (but maybe wait until after dinner…).
- For myself: World peace? Nah, it’s just that winning lottery ticket. A girl can dream (and buy a LOT of hot chocolate with the winnings).
2. Weekend Winners! Let’s give a festive shout-out to those who brought the cheer (and the trophies) this weekend:
- The snow in Aspen: Finally gracing us with wintery wonder, perfect for skiing, snowball fights, and cozy nights by the fire.
- The underdog sports team: That stunning upset victory that made the impossible possible. Go team!
- The person who found the last gingerbread house: You legend, may your days be filled with crumbs and sugar highs.
3. Weekend Losers: We commiserate with those who didn’t quite get the holly jolly glow this weekend:
- The fruitcake that wouldn’t bake: We feel your pain, and offer a virtual hug (and maybe a slice of store-bought pie?).
- The car stuck in the snow: May your shovelling muscles be strong and your engine starts with a festive “jingle, bells, jingle, bells!”
- The person who didn’t get their top gift: Hey, there’s always next year (and maybe a few post-Christmas sales?). Remember, the thought counts (and you can always re-gift if things get awkward).
4. Christmas Leftovers, Rejoice!: Don’t despair, weary warriors of the turkey mountain. Leftovers are a gift that keeps on giving. Here are some festive inspiration:
- Turkey pot pie: A hearty hug in a bowl, perfect for chilly days.
- Bubble and squeak: A quirky British classic, reinventing leftover veggies with panache.
- French toast with cranberry sauce: Because sweet and savory is the holidays’ hidden motto.
5. Remember, the Spirit of Christmas Lives On: Yes, the tree will eventually come down, and the carols will fade. But the magic of Christmas – the kindness, the joy, the togetherness – carries on within us. So spread the cheer, be a good egg (nog?), and keep the sparkle alive until next year!
So there you have it, a quick-fire Merry Christmas wrap-up! Whether you’re still unwrapping gifts, savoring leftovers, or just trying to digest that extra piece of pie, we wish you a happy and healthy holiday season. Cheers to good times, good company, and good memories made in the name of Christmas!
P.S. If you see Santa leaving, tell him I said thanks for everything (and maybe hint at that lottery ticket again).
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